If we’re clever, we can feed two birds with one scone. After all, there’s more than one way to pet a cat. Let’s provide the straw that seasoned the camels snack. Let’s leave all our eggs in the nests and save the basket for those lovely lemons life keeps dealing us. It may seem like we have to wait ‘till the cows go roam, or until we finally let the pigs fly, but changing our ways will be easier than shooting pictures of fish while surfing in a barrel, which is to say, difficult. But let’s start seeding around the bush. People who live in glass houses should really grow seedlings. Let’s turn under an old leaf making rich fertile compost. It’ll be like taking candy from a baby and replacing it with a healthy homegrown peach. To err is human. To try again, divine. A switch in mind takes time. After all, Rome didn’t topple in a day. Curiosity took but one of the cat’s lives... the other eight died of boredom and apathy. Trees don’t grow on money, you know. A fool and his free time are easily parted by money. A penny slaved is a moment burned. And that guy with the bird in his hand is a swindler, the two in the bush are priceless. Life boils down to survival of the fittest. That is, those that fit the best on this beautiful, interconnected planet persevere indefinitely. Don’t put all your legs in one casket. Divide and conquer? Rather, unite and concur! It’s a dog greet dog world. Splints and salves can mend our wounds, but words can truly heal us. When it comes down to it, laughter is the best medicine and he who laughs last laughs alone. So let’s go out on a limb and watch the sunset. We’ll talk of how the proverbial glass is completely full… half clean water, half fresh air. Come, the hour’s getting late. Who cares if the shoe fits... bare it!